Friday, September 12, 2008

Some good lines... Dead ponies and more.

"It's autumn in New York. The leaves are falling. Earlier today, John McCain admitted he doesn’t know how many rakes he owns."
---David Letterman
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"There are only 56 days until the election. I saw that they’re selling Sarah Palin action figures. Sad incident at Toys R Us today---a Sarah Palin doll shot My Little Pony."
---Jimmy Kimmel
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"Well, it's a very strange political campaign. I mean, out on the campaign trail, John McCain and Sarah Palin are talking about how they stood up to the Republican party, they fought the Republican establishment, and they battled Republicans. Their message: vote Republican."
---Jay Leno
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"Sarah Palin has been getting briefed on what she needs to know to be John McCain’s vice president. The first thing they taught her was CPR."
---Conan O'Brien
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"New Rule: Republicans must stop saying Obama is an elitist and just admit you don't like him because of something he can't help, something that's a result of the way he was born. Admit it---you're not voting for him because he's smarter than you."
---Bill Maher

"[Sarah Palin] knows more about energy than probably anyone else in the United States of America. ... And, uh, she also happens to represent, be governor of a state that's right next to Russia."
---John McCain on Palin's foreign policy experience

HT: The Daily Kos.

From Milquetoast; Rapper Naz on Fried Chicken




Rapper Nas on Fried Chickenfrom Milquetoast by Dylan
"After you shower, you and your Gold Medal flour
Then you rub your hot oil for 'bout a half an hour
You in your hot tub, I'm looking at you, salivating
Dry you off, I got your paper towel waiting

Don't know what part of you I love best / Your legs or your breasts...



Milquetoast

The Colonel knew what he was talking about. Shame about what came afterwards.